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Friday, August 27, 2010

Inventions

By the time my kids are raised, I am going to have invented a product that I can patent and have someone manufacture or take an existing product and create a new use for it.

My first invention was a car seat that was easier to carry and didn't constantly beat against your knee and you didn't have to carry it 2 feet from you side. It has a lot of traction with parents or at least with LA and I. I just need someone to draw prototypes of our concept.

Now that we have an infant back in the house, I have came up with two new inventions to make our life easier, parenting can be a lot of work and I am all about a short cut.

First is an automatic feeding system for the crib (kind of like the hamster feeders or the feeders used by farmers). You place your child in the crib, fill the feeder and good night. When your child is hungry, they drink as much as they want and then falls back asleep. You could even put a timer to eliminate them over feeding themselves. Tell me that isn't a great idea.

Second is a pacifier that attaches (instead of taping) to your child's hand. Instead of sucking on their fingers or dropping the pacifier, it is always at arms reach. You eliminate the thumb sucking and constantly picking up the pacifier and having to rinse it off. Tell me that isn't a great idea.

We are going to start trying both of these ideas with Wyatt.

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