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Friday, May 16, 2008

Chinese Calendar, Voodo and Drano

05.16.08

I did the Chinese calendar today and it predicts a boy…come on really, could something buried in tomb 700 years ago be accurate??? I read on-line that if the baby’s heartbeat is greater than 134 it is a girl. That prediction means were having a girl…Adrian did some hokey thing with a string and came up with a boy. Really, it’s a 50/50 shot. I checked in Vegas and that’s the best odds they would give me. The only way to settle this is with the drano test. I will be convinced with the drano test results. I mean come on that is scientific…involves chemicals and reactions…I wasn’t the smartest in science but the drano hypothesis makes sense and has to work. Whatever the drano test tells us is what kind of bedding we are buying…end of stress and end of suspense.
See how much fun it is not knowing…

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