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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Vacation Update

As I remember, things from vacation I will post them.

Medieval Times
Not sure how they advertised the job opening but I am pretty sure they made it sound a lot more glamorous and exciting than it really was. I am sure they called the job Production Assistant. They should have called the job - Turd Wrangler. One of your jobs all night is to clean up the droppings from the horses in the arena using a hand crafted shovel that is more like a big sifter (a couple of shakes and the sand goes back on the ground and you have your prize). I am sure the description was something like - need a team player, hard worker, don't mind getting your hands dirty, advancement opportunities. I am sure they didn't mention the starting out on the bottom part. I admire the guys doing that (I know never say you will never do that and it's better than a lot of other jobs that I saw on Dirty Jobs that I can say I will never do.) and I hope one day they get to be the star Knight on the horse that wins the battle because they are paying the price and putting in the time.

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