Seven Deadly Sins

Unless you been living under a rock, I am sure you have watched the movie "Seven". If you are not familiar then click on it or better yet go to Blockbuster, sign up for Netflix, or go rent it from a vending machine in the grocery store. It will be worth however much it costs.

So tonight I got to experience one of the seven deadly sins - Gluttony. At about eight pm, Aubrey was fussy and seemed to be hungry but it wasn't time for a feeding (normal feeding time was about an hour away based on the last time she had ate) so we had about an ounce in a bottle and I feed it to her. She seemed happy but was still rooting around, sucking on her hands and anything else she could find. So at her normal feeding time she took her sweet time to drink four ounces. I had a feeling that she wasn't really interested in the final ounce but she went ahead and topped off the tank. So that was five ounces in about 1.5 hours. If I would have looked closely I probably would have seen it coming out of her ears - just kidding. So, if your familiar with babies you know that it is important they burp and sometimes Aubrey just doesn't want to give them up. At about 1.5 (total of 2.5) ounces she gave me a little burp. After she had sucked everything down, I tried to burp her for about 5 or more minutes and got nothing. I tried all the tricks. We decided to give up and and realize she might spit up a little later on. While Aubrey was sleeping from eating so much, LA and I decided to relax and take a break and catch our breath. We then heard a warning shot from Aubrey. I went over to make sure she wasn't choking on anything and picked her up. Everything seemed fine. She then gave me a surprise - a poop out of the bottom that was immediately followed by projectile spit up - the last two ounces or more came shooting out of her mouth right at me. She got me the sofa and the floor. I am not real sure what happens to what LA is feeding her in Aubrey's stomach but it would make some really good paper mache. I'll make a mental note of that for a Saturday project with daddy.

So the lesson we learned tonight is gluttony and that 5 ounces is too much. She is a three to four ounce girl right now.

PS - Evidently, LA has been gifted with germ vision. After one of Aubrey's pacifiers was dropped on the floor, LA picked it up and scanned every inch of it and handed it back to me pronouncing it to be fine. I looked at her, laughed and asked her about how she got the germ vision.