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Before we get the unimportant stuff, I need to give a shout out to my momma. She is the one who brought me into this world and on more than one occasion said "she could take me out of this world." Thank goodness that hasn't happened....yet. I am not going to directly give away her age but if you are interested you can figure it out. She turns 0x4C (hex) or Ob1001100 (binary) today. If your better at roman numeral she was born in MCMXXXVII. To be honest, either the hex or the binary sounds a lot better than her actual age (probably because you have not context on how much either of them really are). I think we should all start referring to our age in hex or binary. Remember, you heard it hear first. You can find out all you want about her from my prior birthday post in 2011. Happy Birthday, I hope this day is great and that you enjoy purchasing a new refrigerator. That's some birthday excitement! I kind of want to tag along...that's how you know you are old when you are excited about a refrigerator purchase (but to be honest, I don't think she's to excited). Thank you for all you do for us. YOUR THE GREATEST AND WE LOVE YOU! The kids made her a video:
I wanted to update my last post - KC and LA's - Baby Best Of . I left of a pretty important category.
Doctors
- There are plenty of them in the area and you can choose from general practice or pediatric doctors. You will either go on recommendation of other parents and/or "meet the doctor visits" prior to babies arrival. We skipped the "meet the doctor" because it felt weird asking to interview the doctor prior to picking one. We decided to go with recommendations and then our gut feelings/first impressions after our first visit with Aubrey which typically happens a couple of days after birth. We choose Plantation Pediatrics in West Ashley. Our primary doctor is John Traynham. However, I would suggest asking around about the other doctors also because unless you can pick when your child is going to get sick, you are going to be seeing the other doctors in the practice. We haven't seen all the doctors in the practice but have been pleased with all of them we have seen. Dr. Traynham has been great to work with and will answer all your questions (even the dumb ones that you might ask and the on call doctor will call you back and answer your questions/concerns after hours). Now that there is Peds After Care in N. Chas (MUSC), we might have chosen differently but Roper/St. Francis also has Peds After Care and the doctors from Plantation fill in a few shifts when needed. When needed the doctors at Plantation admit to MUSC - which goes unsaid as our choice for Pediatric Hospitals.
- Plantation Pediatrics - It's a commitment because it's in West Ashley and takes 35 minutes to get there and another 35 to get back home but the care of the doctors has been outstanding. I would use Dr. Traynham or Vasko as primary care doctor (McGaha or Kornegay would be our next choices).
- Sweetgrasss Pediatrics - We considered them but they didn't have an office in Summerville but one was coming and we figured if we had to go to N Charleston, we might as well go to West Ashley. I will say that we hear nothing but great reports from the Summerville practice. I would consider changing because of Dr. Kelly Rodgers. She is one of Aubrey's Sunday School teachers at Bethany and Aubrey loves her.
UNIMPORTANT NEWS
- I have received confirmation from our resident statistician, Jeremy from an earlier post on what were the odds of two golf balls in a professional tournament hitting each other with one coming from another fairway while the other ball is about to be struck is....drum role please is infinity + 1
- The other day an employee (Rex) and I were heading to Columbia for a meeting on I-26 traveling in the westbound lanes. I was the pilot and he was riding in the seat assigned to the navigator/lookout. As we approached the Orangeburg exits at the 145 mile marker, me being observant and constantly aware (while my navigator, was doing something on his phone instead of watching for threats and enemies approaching from the rear...he said he was watching the radar for enemy approaching...I think he was playing Angry Birds) of my surroundings noticed smoke in the far eastbound lane. The next second, I saw the reason for the smoke. A car was now speeding across the passing lane and heading for the median at a rapid rate of speed. At that instant, it is amazing how your mind works. It went into hyper mathematical/physics mode and instantly figured out that at my rate of speed, their rate of speed and direction of both vehicles that we were going to collide and become a tangled mess of steel without an intervention or some miraculous NASCAR type move (head to the last place you saw them). (I think I have a math teacher waiting to release my final grade in their class because I still haven't figured out when two trains - one leaving Orangeburg at 9:30 and the other train leaves Summerville 8:31 and both are traveling 79 MPH when will they collide? I can now tell her @ 9:31 at the 145 mile marker. I can't show the math to prove my answer but I know it is correct. I immediately did three things hit the brakes, made quick lane change to the open right lane and said "Holy Sh*t!" which finally got the attention of the navigator (thanks for finally joining the wreck...got any last minute words of wisdom before we crash...needed you 3 seconds ago). The car hits the median grass and the strikes the wire barrier (the same one you always wondered if it would stop a car) and the car immediately turns 90 degrees to the right and comes to a complete stop in the median. A potential disaster was avoided by 3 cables that you look at mile after mile while driving and always wonder it they could actually stop a car. The good news is that I can tell you from a view of less than 10 yards that they can stop a sedan size car (Accord, Camry, Taurus...etc) or smaller (a mini might be able to go under the wires, we will have to measure). The jury is still out on a large SUV or 18 wheeler. I am must thankful they worked this time. The other good thing is I am glad my mind didn't enter the super slow mo mode. Where just before something major happens time almost stands still and happen frame by frame and then when the accident/event/thing happens it immediately reverts to real time. (PS - We didn't stop to render aid, because by the time we could have stopped we were too far past (and had already stopped to empty our pants and say a few prayers) and other cars on the east bound side were already stopping. We did call the HP and report the accident and near miss).
- Over at I'm Just Sayin', he has killed yet another cottonmouth snake. When I first heard about it, I was thinking a small cottonmouth snake. I am not sure what his definition is of small but this snake hasn't been small in a long time. It is way bigger than I would ever attempt to kill using any hand tools - shovel, hatchet, ax..etc (the only hand tool for this job is gun and I would have to call a friend to borrow a gun and then LA would have to shoot it because I ain't getting that close). My actual solution would be to immediately run in the house, call a real estate agent and start packing boxes. Especially since this isn't his first confirmed snake kill in is backyard and neighborhood - he is up to at least 3 confirmed kills that count. I have 2 confirmed kills at our house (and one scare the crap out of me, when it raced about 2 inches in front of my feet while weed eating...I quit for the day. It was too close and I wanted to give him time to get where he was going) but neither of mine count - both non-poisonous and one was a baby snake but I still say "the best snake is a dead snake". I am like (old school, funny) Eddie Murphy is about ghosts "too bad we can't stay baby"....
I had friends that went out in the woods turning over old logs and pieces of tin looking for snakes. I found new friends. Greg your my official snake wrangler but I have a real estate friend that will be giving you a call.
Nannie Camp - Water Park Day
The water park day at Nannie Camp turned out to be a bust. The kids got to ride a few slides before it was shut down because of the weather - there was a lot of potential fun washed away that day...at least so we thought. Our ride home from Whirlin' Waters was quite an adventure with massive amounts of rain falling. When we crossed the canal on Richardson just before going underneath the BGM Parkway, I had a feeling, we might have an issue at our house. When I saw the water at Central Avenue and Pine St, I knew we had water in the yard. When I took a right onto S. Laurel and twenty yards of the road was flooded, I knew we had more water than the first time. I rode past the front of the house and turned onto E 2nd S St, I saw exactly how much water. LA had also saw how much water was in the yard. LA and I conferred with Nannie and decided that our water park was open for the Nannie Campers. The water was twice as deep as the first time in flooded a few weeks ago. I arrived at the house prior to the campers and when they arrived you would have thought it was Christmas. They hit the water full stride and had a blast. As we played, people were stopping in the street watching us playing in all the water and I am sure thinking..."rednecks". LA and I are turning this into a business venture and have created a listing on VBRO for a waterfront rental retreat in Summerville. Here's a few pictures and videos from last Thursday's adventure:
LA came out and played in the water for a little bit with Ansleigh Grace but I am glad she went back inside. If she would have been out there and have what happened to me, I would have had to call the coroner (didn't I mean 911?, nope wouldn't have been a need...she would have drown and it would only have been a recovery mission). At around the 45 second mark of the video below, you will hear Wyatt screaming about a spider. I will be honest I wasn't paying attention to him about the spider because I thought it was in the water. I was wrong. The spider was on me and it wasn't as big as a banana spider but it was large enough to make LA flip out/pass out and drown. I calmly flicked him into the water and thanked God it was on me and not LA. I love Wyatt, he is passionate and when something is really wrong you can tell my the tone of his voice.
Soccer Camp
Aubrey and Wyatt participated in soccer camp at ARHS a couple of weeks ago. This was both of their first involvement with team sports not in a backyard. I don't think we have the next Cory Rogers, Mia Ham or Wayne Rooney on our hands but they looked good and had a blast.