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Friday, June 15, 2012

12 Annual Pinehurst Golf Weekend

Thanks to my wife who made this weekend possible.  She is a superstar.  I love her with all my heart.

LA pulled the first weekend duty of all three kids at home by yourself and let me attend the 12th Annual Pinehurst Golf Weekend.  I haven't played all 12 years but I haven't missed many.  This group is anywhere from 11 to 25 people.  You need a sense of humor, be quick with a comeback, and some thick skin to survive a weekend with this group.  I won't get into all the details of the weekend because Pinehurst is like Vegas of the South with golf courses, no casinos/gambling (except on the golf course and in the rooms), no fancy hotels, no clubs and no women.  Pretty sure the only reason you come to the Pinehurst area is for golf.  I haven't found another reason yet to just visit.  I just wanted to give a brief review of the golf and some of the food establishment from the weekend in case you ever find yourself in the are looking for something to do.

Golf Courses

  • Mike Strantz Design (one of my favorite golf designers, I have played a few of his designs - Bulls Bay in Charleston, Caladonia and True Blue in Pawleys Island (superb golf courses) and Tot Hill Farm (in the middle of nowwhere NC)  - click the links to see the courses)
  • Golf Digest 4.5 Star Rating
  • Top Ten Hardest Courses by Golf Digest
  • Golf World Readers Top 4 Public Course
  • Our Life Top 10 in Courses I've Played

I had a great round of golf there and shot a 79.  I haven't shot that low in a number of years and it came after a looooooong lay off.  I am not sure I can remember the last round I had played that I had kept my own score in the past year.  I remember a couple of captain choice tournaments but there's not a whole lot of golf going on in my world...making babies, yes, changing diapers, yes.

I attribute the round to low expectations and trying to keep up with my playing partner Alex who shot 75.  I started leaking oil on the back nine around 13 and limped home.

We played an additional 9 holes as two man teams in a Captain Choice Format. Tim D and I were paired together and it got difficult carrying him the whole 9 holes.  We were just out of the money at -1 par (winner -2).

It was a great start to the golf weekend.

Don't miss out on any opportunity to play this course.  It's one of my favorites.

Carolina Trace

  • 36 holes, traditional golf course, private gated community, surrounded by a huge lake
  • Watch out for some of the older members - no hats in the bar area (sorry, didn't know the rule, there isn't a sign, not a member).
Nothing fancy about either of the courses at Carolina Trace.  I returned to my normal self and shot a 95 (the * to the round was that I was 11 over on 3 holes).  I wish Leroy could have played those 3 holes for me.

After battling for 18 holes, we thought it would be fun to play another 18 in a 6-6-6 format....great idea.  We played as two man teams and played the holes - 6 as Captain's Choice, 6 as Alternate Shot, and 6 as Best Ball.  In case you are wondering, none of us are ready for prime time.  The alternate shot was quite interesting and the only words you heard the entire 6 holes were "I'm sorry".  My partner JP and I put each other in some creative places.  When you put mediocre golfers together you get mediocre golf.  We had a few laughs but it was a long day at the office.

Dormie 
  • Golfweek 3rd Best New Course 2011 (opened May 2010)
  • 2012 Top Modern Courses
  • Going Private in 8-12 Months - get there before you can't play there
  • Coore - Crenshaw Design
  • Our Life Top 25 Courses I've Played
The minimalist design of the course is a refreshing change and the use of the natural terrain made it a fun course to play and hope we find a way to get another round here in the future.  


They might have taken the minimalist design to the extreme.  When we arrived at the bag drop, we were informed they were out of caddies and fore caddies (which didn't break our hearts and would save our bank accounts).  He followed that up with the course doesn't have yardage markers on the sprinkler heads.  No big deal, we will just purchase a yardage book in the pro shop - "Nope, don't have yardage book either.  We do have the 150 and 100 marked on the sides of the fairways." - let the adventure begin.  I don't fully understand the no yardage markers on the sprinkler heads or yardage books...maybe that is a year 3 budget item.  Even if they go private and use caddies/fore caddies, a member would like a sprinkler head marked.  Anyway, technology saved the day and a couple of people had apps on their smartphones that assisted with yardage all day.

I found my groove again and shot a respectable 87.  Could have been a little better but at this stage in my golf career, I will take an 87 all day, any day, any course (except a par 3 course).  

Another course that I would play again and you should also play before they go private.

Food

  • Tobacco Road
    • I am not one to talk about golf course food but the Bar B Que sandwich was one of the best I have ever had.  It was tasty and a large sandwich.  A surprisingly good value found at the golf course that wasn't a hot dog.
  • Ironwood Cafe
    • We found this gem a few year back after many years eating at Beefeaters.  These two places both serve up a good steak but are hard to compare - Beefeaters is like a hometown Outback with a salad bar and some great processed cheese spread and crackers and Ironwood is a little more upscale without all the things that make you like Beefeaters  but you don't miss them (not quite downtown Charleston but close).  Oscars in Summerville would be a good comparison to Ironwood.  
  • Pete's Diner
    • Don't let the 92.5 rating scare you (it rounds up to 93 which is an "A").
    • They serve up a good country breakfast
    • Dinner looks like country cooking but we have never ventured there after the breakfast hours - eat at your own risk   
  • San Felipe 
    • Mexican 
    • Nothing to review here, it the same as every other Mexican joint you have been too - good chips salsa and you can order the same number 21 (or anything else on the menu you normally order) that you order at home and it will be exactly the same.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Twins

Our Life would like to send out a big congratulations to our friend over at Out Behind The Woodshed - Michael and his better half Adrian on doubling their family, Tuesday and qualifying for two additional exemptions in 2012.  Adrian was a super trooper and carried twins for 38 weeks.  Bray (1st) and Belton will be known around town as the "Killer B's" as they wreck havoc on everything they touch and break all the ladies hearts (keep them away from my daughters, this is their only warning, Michael).  The weighed in at 6lb 10oz (20 inches) and 7lb 11oz (21 inches) - total weight 14lbs 5oz, a good sized bowling ball - total length 41"/3' 5", about the size of Aubrey.

They are the current record holders of Providence Most Kids Birthed At One Time - (2) and are contenders for our title of

Providence Class Record For Quickest To 3 Kids:
3 Years, 7 Months, 10 Days


and the Horres' title of


Providence: You Know Where Babies Come From, Right?
1 Year, 5 Months, 6 Days or 522 Days or 751,680 Minutes or 12,528 Hours
October 18, 2009 - Suzie
March 24, 2011 - Daniel 

We are happy the KILLER B's are healthy and that momma is doing well.  Get some rest before you leave the hospital.  You are paying dearly while at the hospital so let the nurses do their job of taking care of Adrian and the boys.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Aubrey finished up her second session of Funny Bugs at Little Gym.  Here are a few photos from the end of year "show".  Evidently the other parents weren't asked to be judges and didn't like my scoring style and then announcing their kids score (5.6, 6.5...etc) and giving Aubrey perfect 10's.  I am pretty sure I see a little Nadia Comaneci in her.  If you know who she is without clicking the link, I am impressed.

I was pretty impressed that she could walk on the balance beam by herself because most of the time she struggles to walk on the ground.  We will spend our free time on Tuesday nights at the pool for the summer.








Monday, June 4, 2012

What's Going On and Aubrey's Quote Of The Week

What in the heck is going on at my house.  Yesterday afternoon while planting a few plants  along the fence line behind the garage with Aubrey and Wyatt close by (meaning 6" away, inspecting and asking way to many questions about why I was digging a hole and why it was so deep).  I wasn't paying attention to them (my eyes were not on them watching them but they were close by...I was listening.) when Aubrey delivers her quote of the week:

          "Daddy, look at the snake I am touching."


What the heck did she say as I turn around and sure enough she is pulling her hand away from a snake (not a skink or a skank).  Fortunately, I had one of the weapons of choice in my hand when dealing with a snake, a shovel.  Let's get down to the details, the snake is probably about 6" long and about as wide as straw.  I pulled the snake from the pine straw with the shovel and chopped it's head off.  Aubrey and Wyatt were fascinated and wanting to touch it...thinking that was cool as I am about to poop in my pants.  You are wanting to know what kind of snake it was - my determination was made pretty quick, it was from the family and species called dead snake (kill it then identify).  If it crawls on the ground and I can't run away (trust me this is my first option but my kids were standing right there, I was committed to killing this one) or it doesn't run away then it's either him or me.  A little background information - I was spraying weeds a couple of weeks ago and a much bigger snake - probably 3-4 feet long and about a the size of a good stick (for beating something/someone with) crossed my path and I proceeded to stop spraying and find something else to do.  I didn't exactly run away but I moved backwards quickly and abandoned that project for the afternoon.  If on judgement day I have to answer for killing a snake then I hope I have a chance to ask a few questions in my defense - Why did you make the snake so it always scares the poop out of you?  What's with the tongue? Not exactly a way to say "I want to be your friend."  Snakes tend to like to bite first then ask questions so I like to beat them to the first question - chop off head and the tell them "it didn't have to be this way."

I have identified the snake as a Florida Red Belly.  Should have stayed in Florida.  So disaster was averted and turns out it is harmless and we could of had a snake as a pet (No way in hell that is every happening).  Until their is a quicker way to identify them as friend or foe, I will continue regarding them as foe until they are killed or I have retreated inside to watch some tv.

Let the summer adventure continue...