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The stories contained here may or may not be actual stories from our lives. They very well may be fictional accounts. I have a creative mind. They could be fictional parenting examples to help you, life stories, or true stories to help the readers of this blog. I can't confirm or deny the accuracy contained in each post. Take the information contained here and laugh a little, shake your head a little and ask yourself if he is serious. I will deny that any of these accounts were actually from our lives.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Roulette And A Sick Baby

So after the exciting day at the park, I went to my meeting and LA went to Nana Von's and we both got home at about the same time. LA told me Aubrey didn't look like she felt to good and seemed to be warm. We took her to her room and checked her temperature. The thermometer shows the temperature as it is taking the reading. It is like Roulette in Vegas. When is the thermometer going to stop - 98.6, 99.9, 100.2, 102.5, 103.5. Place your bets and take her temperature. Maybe that would stimulate our bank account - any takers. The other thing it makes me think of is radio stations in the Charleston area - 104.5, 98.9, 103.5, 100.9. So what is Aubrey's temperature - it's the WEZL, Classic Rock, The Wolf...etc.

When her temperature reached The WEZL (103.5 on your radio dial) we decided to take her to the doctor, knowing ahead of time that giving her Motrin was all we could do as long as it was helping reduce her temperature but you take her to the doctor for confirmation and I guess for peace of mind. The doctor said she probably has the flu but couldn't confirm without the flu test that would tell us what she had so LA and I would know what we had it about 24/48 hours when she passes it to us but otherwise it wasn't going to change how we were treating Aubrey. We decided to save us the money or at least save our insurance company the money and skipped the test.

She's been a little fussy and had some problems breathing through her nose at night but I am fussy when I don't feel good so she really hasn't been that bad. It could be worse, I am sure. We are still getting pretty good sleep. It is just getting interrupted a couple of times each night. Hopefully the flu has run its course and the stuffy head and congestion will be around for 7-10 days. Actually, since she is in daycare it probably will not get any better.

The Doctor's Visit

I was going to put this in it's own post but decided to put it here. Aubrey's doctor was not in Monday afternoon when we went to the doctor so we saw a new doctor. He was super nice but caused me and LA to laugh. He reached over to pick Aubrey up and said "wow, she's going to hurt my back" while doing this he was looking over to her chart. I know he was trying to see how old she was. When he unbuttoned her onesie his first comment was "your a little chunk" and then asked LA and I if she had any brothers or sisters. When we told him "no" he replied "that's good because she's about ready to take them on." I stood up and asked him if he was calling my child fat because we could take this outside. He apologized and left the room.

I might have made up the last part but it sounds good.

Sunday At The Park

So Sunday turned out to be a pretty day for the most part - a little breezy but still warm. For the past couple of weeks,since the temperatures have been pretty steady in the 70's each day, I have wanted to take Aubrey to the park. I didn't know what she would be able to do but I thought it would be a fun time for us. A way to get out of the house. We loaded up the car and went to the Laurel St Playground. I know what your thinking - You live on Laurel street and you didn't walk the 1/2 mile (probably closer) to the park. Were lazy, what else can I say. Actually, I had a meeting and in case the park was a huge success and time flew because we were having so much fun LA could drop me off at the church in time for my meeting.

In figuring out were to start, we decided on the swings. I went to the first set of swings and attempted to sit down and my hips didn't fit. I guess I made them fit but it wasn't comfortable. I don't know who those seats are made for but they are definitely someone smaller than me. The other set of swings had bigger seats but were only about 12" off the ground. That's difficult for a 6' tall person to attempt. You basically are doing six inches the whole time you are swinging so your feet don't drag the ground. Aubrey sat in both our laps but I wouldn't say she had the time of her life. We went on to the rocking animals - the hippo and dinosaur. Not sure she really had a blast there either. We then went to the swings that she could actually sit in and swing with daddy pushing her. She liked that for a few minutes but that was about it. We then went to the slides. Surely, I was thinking that this would be the event of the day. We sat her down at the top and she started crying. The only way to get over the fear is to face it so we put her on the edge, pushed her and let her slide down. Mommy was at the bottom waiting to catch her. She didn't really like it either, especially when she hit her head on the slide. Mommy didn't seem to happy either. That didn't go quite as planned. Your right - We didn't push her down the slide. She did ride down two different slides with daddy and wasn't really thrilled.

So after spending some time at the park with Aubrey, it was a little bit of a disappointment. Daddy had plenty of time to make it to his meeting. The rest of the story however is that later on we figured out why Aubrey was fussy and not having too much fun. She was running a fever and was sick. I guess we will try again when she is feeling better and is a little older.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

High Chair

Aubrey is a big girl now. She will be eating from her high chair from now on when at home. We had to add some filler in the back to help keep her stable for now but she shouldn't need that for too long. It was cute when after we put her in the chair she twisted around and got her arm through the slats in the back and her face was up against them - Aubrey didn't think so and told mommy and daddy about it.

Crawling

OK, so I might have been wrong about the crawling. Aubrey is figuring it out pretty quickly. She started crawling on the 25th while playing with daddy while mommy was at Nana Von's - oops! She got up on her knees and went forward. To be honest maybe we should say she can crawl. Adding the "ing" actually would mean she can crawl from one spot to another and she can't do that yet. However, we are sure it's not going to be too long before she has got it all figured out.

PS - If you want the story behind why Aubrey is using her high chair, you will have to ask us in person.

PSS - Saturday look like it is going to be rainy, lazy day - maybe we will have a photo shoot/fashion show with Aubrey. Instead of Fashion Week in Charleston, we will have fashion week on Laurel St.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

God Made Dirt - Hopefully It Won't Hurt

Aubrey got to go outside today at daycare. They try to let them spend some time outside when the weather is good like it has been this week. They put her on a mat and before they knew it, Aubrey had grabbed a couple of handfuls of grass and dirt and was tasting it which is not surprising because everything goes to her mouth first. Hopefully, it will just make her stronger and immune to something else down the road. I don't think it going to hurt her and I am sure it will not be the last thing that goes into her mouth that is swallowed. It was funny to her the ladies talk about it.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Never Enough

I been thinking about this for awhile and have never posted it. I am sure this is the same for everyone that has had a child. LA and I spend way too much time cleaning and washing bottles. I don't think you can ever have enough bottles. We have nine bottles and it isn't enough. It seems like a lot but we still spend a good bit of time cleaning out bottles and either putting them in the dishwasher or hand washing them. I don't know if we had eighteen bottles if it would be enough but I am sure it would be better. My advise to anyone else having children - get 24. It will be worth it.

The other item that you can't have enough of is burp cloths and bibs. We could have a truck load of each delivered tomorrow and Aubrey would have them dirty by in the morning. She is a drooling and spitting up machine. She has a constant stream of drool coming out on the right side of her mouth. It like a little river. Then you add in the motorboating noise (that mommy and daddy taught her), running noses, coughing, sneezing, constantly sticking her tongue out, and blowing bubbles and you need a factory in the backyard making and washing bibs and burp cloths to keep up. The exciting thing about all the drool is that she doesn't even have the first tooth yet. So that means it is going to get worse before it gets any better. We are lucky to live in the south because if she lived any further north her bibs would be frozen anytime she went outside. Good thing summer is coming soon and she will be able to go around in just her diaper that way the drool will not get on her clothes. My advise to anyone else having children - buy a big spool of fabric and make your own.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Warnings

WARNING - Prevent Falls;Never use on any elevated surface.Never use on a raised surface.Never use as a car seat or bath seat.Designed for floor level use only. Never leave your baby unattended as the seat is not designed to be totally restrictive and may not prevent release of your baby in the event of vigorous movement.


Do you pay any attention to all the warning labels on all the products you purchase for yourself? How about for you child? We purchased a Bumbo seat for Aubrey and we knew about the safety warnings - don't sit them on the countertops or other high places. However, I had been over to Travis and Minde's and saw Caroline sitting in one on their countertop with out any problem and they hadn't had any issues. So since ours arrived we have been using it on our island which is not huge but big enough. We use it to sit her in while we feed her. We keep her in the middle away from the edges except when we are feeding her.


Last night we were both in the kitchen getting dinner ready and Aubrey was in her Bumbo seat on the island and LA had just pushed Aubrey to the middle for some reason. We both had turned away to do something and the next sound we hear is a thud as Aubrey (Nosy Nancy) has exited from the Bumbo seat and landed on the island. She cried for a minute or two and got a little red mark on her forehead but was ok. We were lucky.


Maybe those warning aren't just a bunch of lawyers doing CYA work.


Lesson Learned


PS - Aubrey's new name is Nosy Nancy. She could care less about what is happening right in front of her or who's playing with her. She spends about 90% of the time with her body twisted trying to see what is happening behind her or to the left and right. The ladies and day care made the same comment about her the other day. Her being Nosy is the reason she doesn't sleep so well at daycare and it's the reason she fell out of the Bumbo. She was turned around reaching for something - so it wasn't our fault. It was Aubrey's for being so Nosy. Hope she learned her lesson.

Daddy Day Care

I survived my 3 day and 3 nights of keeping Aubrey. We had a lazy day on Saturday but not before a 4:30am wake up call and her not going back to sleep until around 6:00am when Daddy took her downstairs to watch some Sportscenter. It always makes her go to sleep. She did end up going to sleep and Daddy watched a couple of hours of Sportscenter. Why can guys watch Sportscenter more than once. Do we think it's going to change or some new highlights are going to be added? I guess it's just a case of being addicted to sports and highlights. It's the same way girls watch HGTV hour after hour. We didn't solve any of the worlds problems or even any of our own problems (except when Daddy changed Aubrey's diapers) but it was a Saturday and it was raining and overcast. What else are you supposed to do?

Sunday, we went to church and I made it in a seat before the first song started - just as the announcements were ending. The announcements are just like the first bell at school or the first horn during a timeout - a warning that you only have a few more minutes to get there on time. I thought that was pretty good because LA and I have the same problem every week it seems. :) Anyway, after Sunday school we went to lunch. When they were asking who was going to lunch my response was "I am going as long one or more females are going." It was nice to have some help so I could eat. Meg, Jennie, Rebecca and Jennifer took turns entertaining Aubrey while at lunch. Aubrey gave Jennie a little surprise by spitting up on her and herself. Aubrey got to show off for the girls and was loving the attention. She showed them that she loves to stand up, her love for cups - how much she want to hold them and lick them (actually she wants to lick everything). Rebecca and Jennifer don't worry about our little secret. I am not going to tell LA anything about Aubrey drinking some water or about the ice cube. ;) Aubrey and I got home and prepared for our afternoon of playing and taking a nap. Around 4pm, Aubrey and I had to go out to the interstate and pick mommy up and Aubrey was not happy about having her afternoon nap interrupted but she was happy to see mommy and we were both glad to have her home.

I survived and Aubrey survived which I guess makes last weekend a success. I think LA will let me keep her again. Aubrey was healthy and didn't look like she missed any meals. I do have a new appreciation for single parents. I will never look at them in the same way.

When's LA's next trip?

Thank to everyone who helped and/or prayed for me this past weekend.